Housekeeper Quotes

The only advantage of not being too good a housekeeper is that your guests are so pleased to feel how very much better they are.

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.

Marriage is a bribe to make the housekeeper think she's a householder.

I'm a great housekeeper. I get divorced. I keep the house.

The one thing that makes me feel super lucky about my financial success is that I have a housekeeper.

Some people come in and really freak. There's movement everywhere, even a dancing housekeeper!