Her Quotes

My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend.

Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.

The world will step aside for nearly anyone who has the courage of his of her opinions.

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her.

It is the duty of Her Majesty's government neither to flap nor to falter.

Damn the sword! When Virginia wanted a sword, I gave her one. Now she sends me a toy! I require bread!

The primary and most beautiful of Nature's qualities is motion, which agitates her at all times, but this motion is simply a perpetual consequence of crimes, she conserves it by means of crimes only.

I'm 36 and if I met a woman of my own age and married her, I'd also be marrying her former life, her past. It might be OK for some people - I don't want to judge it or anything - but it's not for me. It would destroy my creativity.

And Mary J. Blige, she's got all these fur coats and hats and stuff. She's good; I like her.

I think that the most important thing a woman can have - next to talent, of course - is her hairdresser.

I have a friend in New York who's a stylist and I went over to her place because she's got a lot of clothes. I basically ended up wearing most of it. So it's all stuff that I brought over.

If you have Julia Roberts in a movie you're never really afraid for her because you know she's not going to die.

A hundred eyes were fixed on her, and half as many hearts lost to her.

Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her.

No woman ever hates a man for being in love with her, but many a woman hate a man for being a friend to her.

For glory gives herself only to those who have always dreamed of her.

I was a big and un-ironic fan of Dear Abby when I was a kid in Chicago. I think I sort of internalized her. So I have this inner Abby: cranky, proper, folksy yet scathing, with a beehive hairdo. But that's my issue.

My grandmother lived to be 100 years old. Her grandmother was a slave, yet she was a college graduate in the Spellman class of 1917. She taught art for 50 years and she saved her Social Security checks for her children's education.

The right of an individual to conduct intimate relationships in the intimacy of his or her own home seems to me to be the heart of the Constitution's protection of privacy.

I spent my whole life helping my mother carry around her psychic trunks like a bitter bellhop. So a great load was lifted when she died, and my life was much easier.

There was something about Marilyn. She couldn't act her way out of a bag, but she became an icon because something happened between her and the lens, and no one knows what it is.

We gain our ends only with the laws of nature; we control her only by understanding her laws.

A woman's health is her capital.

Justice should remove the bandage from her eyes long enough to distinguish between the vicious and the unfortunate.

On the other hand, there are only so many people who really knew how she was exactly, like what did her accent sound like, and the fact that she developed profound deafness when she was first running the Harriet Lane.

Truth should not be forced; it should simply manifest itself, like a woman who has in her privacy reflected and coolly decided to bestow herself upon a certain man.

When my mother left her second husband, she wrote her autobiography and presented it to him for his approval.

I used to think that my mother got into arguments with people because they didn't understand her English, because she was Chinese.

Married and divorced, three beautiful daughters, two in college. The other one is 16, lives with her mom. I'm 46, I've worked for the Post Office for 18 years, seven facilities in three states.

Aristotle could have avoided the mistake of thinking that women have fewer teeth than men, by the simple device of asking Mrs. Aristotle to keep her mouth open while he counted.