Hell Quotes

In Hell all the messages you ever left on answering machines will be played back to you.

When some guy shows up with a shopping bag full of records and CD's and wants me to sign every one plus fifteen pieces of blank paper I wonder what the hell is he doing with all of that?

I want all hellions to quit puffing that hell fume in God's clean air.

What a heaven is love! O what a hell!

You don't go after poetry, you take what comes. Maybe the gods do it through me but I certainly do a hell of a lot of the work.

The supreme satisfaction is to be able to despise one's neighbor and this fact goes far to account for religious intolerance. It is evidently consoling to reflect that the people next door are headed for hell.

Do you know what directors go through? It's just hell. Like, why do I work so hard - to think I'm only going to see this movie five times and then never see it again 'cause I'm so sick of it? What is it worth, honestly?

I draw a weekly comic strip called Life in Hell, which is syndicated in about 250 newspapers. That's what I did before The Simpsons, and what I plan to do for the rest of my life.

To appreciate heaven well, it's good for a person to have some fifteen minutes of hell.

There is no dignity in wickedness, whether in purple or rags; and hell is a democracy of devils, where all are equals.

The mind is its own place and in itself, can make a Heaven of Hell, a Hell of Heaven.

Why the hell can't people just write nice happy stories about people having happy sex? That's what I want, and I bet a whole bunch of other people want it too.

Most of American life consists of driving somewhere and then returning home, wondering why the hell you went.

All the plots of hell and commotions on earth have not so much as shaken God's hand to spoil one letter or line he has been drawing.

When I grew older and awkward, when my parents divorced and life had gone all to hell, Demetrie stood me at the wardrobe mirror and told me over and over, 'You are beautiful. You are smart. You are important.' It was an incredible gift to give a child who thinks nothing of herself.

Let us put theology out of religion. Theology has always sent the worst to heaven, the best to hell.

In Houston everyone owns guns and uses 'em - sometimes just for the hell of it.

There's a hell of a lot of horny people out there who are not being gratified in the way they should be.

I'm not playing a role. I'm being myself, whatever the hell that is.

The pride of dying rich raises the loudest laugh in hell.

When in doubt, make a fool of yourself. There is a microscopically thin line between being brilliantly creative and acting like the most gigantic idiot on earth. So what the hell, leap.

I said, to hell with the whole thing, to hell with show business. I'm gonna make a new life for myself, and I got off drugs, completely kicked all that stuff.

If they tell the police, the police will find out she was driving, and her career will be put into hell.

I was about half in love with her by the time we sat down. That's the thing about girls. Every time they do something pretty... you fall half in love with them, and then you never know where the hell you are.

I never gave anybody hell! I just told the truth and they thought it was hell.

Americans play to win at all times. I wouldn't give a hoot and hell for a man who lost and laughed. That's why Americans have never lost nor ever lose a war.

It was hysterical going to work. I would just walk in and think, 'What in hell? Am I here? What's going on? I'm going to wake up in a minute. I'm in a dream.'

Am I Latin? Am I American? What the hell am I? I love my culture and I'm very proud of my culture.

If Hitler invaded hell I would make at least a favourable reference to the devil in the House of Commons.

What the hell kind of man decides to dress up as a bat and run around the city? There's got to be something a little bit loose in there.