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A person who can't pay gets another person who can't pay to guarantee that he can pay. Like a person with two wooden legs getting another person with two wooden legs to guarantee that he has got two natural legs. It don't make either of them able to do a walking-match.

It was character that got us out of bed, commitment that moved us into action, and discipline that enabled us to follow through.

I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.

What the hell kind of man decides to dress up as a bat and run around the city? There's got to be something a little bit loose in there.

Changing a diaper is a lot like getting a present from your grandmother - you're not sure what you've got but you're pretty sure you're not going to like it.

I've always been spontaneous and outgoing... I've tried lots of things so I've got some good life experiences, which is great 'cause it means I've got lots of material to work with as an actor.

We agreed to do it when I was drunk at his house one night, then on the day I had to have four large brandies - they didn't touch the sides at all. People just got on with it though. It didn't gather a crowd!

Fairytales have always got to have that scary quality, as long as you make them laugh.

The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, 'Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and yelling, 'You want a piece of me?'

I've got nothing left to lose at this point. The work I've done is out there.

The idea really came to me the day I got my new false teeth.

I've got a long list of books I wish I'd never written-and I've kept them all out of print for the past 20 years.

I've still got a twinkle in me.

The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.

The United States has got some of the dumbest people in the world. I want you to know that we know that.

Let's not forget, I got divorced.

I was always explaining why my term papers were never on time. I think that's where I got my acting training!

My fear is that I go up to the girl of my dreams and say 'I'm sorry, but I've got to say hello to you,' and she slides the stool back and gets up and walks away, saying, 'Not for me, Bub. I don't want anything to do with you.'

Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young.

I have got other interests than just making music. I would like to follow those interests through.

still can't believe I got married and my mother has never met this person I married.

I was only interested in my scene, and I had to go through thousands and thousands of other scenes. I got my scene and I read it many, many, many, many, many times. That was my research.

I've always been worried about the band but I've got to the point now where I think it's time to start thinking about myself a bit more.

Of all possible debauches, traveling is the greatest that I know; that's the one they invented when they got tired of all the others.

I would put our legislative and foreign policy accomplishments in our first two years against any president - with the possible exceptions of Johnson, FDR, and Lincoln - just in terms of what we've gotten done in modern history. But, you know, but when it comes to the economy, we've got a lot more work to do. And we're gonna keep on at it.

When you're making movies you've got to get obsessive.

The whole year I was in LA I got into telemarketing and learned how to make money. Five years later that skill helped me make my first film.

Those that don't got it, can't show it. Those that got it, can't hide it.

No two people on earth are alike, and it's got to be that way in music or it isn't music.

I got married because I fell in love with this woman. I had a baby with her because we wanted to have children. But that's not because of some philosophical ideal at all, no.