Golf Quotes

Exercise? I get it on the golf course. When I see my friends collapse, I run for the paramedics.

My mom and dad worked very hard to give me the best chance in - not just in golf but in life. You know, I was an only child, you know, my dad worked three jobs at one stage. My mom worked night shifts in a factory.

For example, in my district there are visitors from all over the world who are drawn to our beautiful beaches, recreational lakes, habitat wildlife preserves and golf courses.

The pat on the back, the arm around the shoulder, the praise for what was done right and the sympathetic nod for what wasn't are as much a part of golf as life itself.

The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf - it's almost a law.

When I get a chance to play golf or go on a boat with good people, take the boat out and put some lobsters on the grill, get the ice-cold beer and the cigars - that's heaven here on earth.

Golf is played with the arms.

I had very low expectations. Honestly, I think I had 11 rounds of golf the entire year in before this tournament, and I had hit balls maybe four or five times.

I do plan to return to golf one day, I just don't know when that day will be.

To be a top-class athlete, you have to train hard, you have to eat right, you have to get enough rest. I feel the way golf is going nowadays, you have to treat yourself as an athlete.

If you got the game, you got the game. That's why Tiger Woods is out there playing golf with Greg Norman.

On stage, I'm this figure, this actor, who does things that people aren't used to seeing and I relish in that reaction. In real life, though, I play golf, I shop and I walk around with no makeup on and my hair in a ponytail. I may not be the typical middle-aged Joe, but I'm closer to normal than you think.

I'm still no good at ball-and-stick games. If I go play golf with the guys, it's intended to be a joke.

Nothing dissects a man in public quite like golf.

My first calendar was a combination of photos taken from different shoots including golf and casual.

Tiger is the greatest thing that's happened to the tour in a long time. He has brought incredible attention to golf at a time of year when football and the World Series always take precedence. Everything I've heard about him seems to be true.

A golf course is the epitome of all that is purely transitory in the universe; a space not to dwell in, but to get over as quickly as possible.

The Olympics will be great for the growth of golf on a global scale, but my focus right now is on being the best player I can be, trying to win Major Championships and contributing to what will hopefully be a victorious European side at the forthcoming Ryder Cup Matches against the USA.

Golf is a day spent in a round of strenuous idleness.

Archery is not a sport for everyone. The equipment costs a lot, and it is not easy for everyone to find a place to play. It is perhaps similar to golf, but of course there are more golf courses than archery fields.

This golf course, you miss a shot a little bit off-line, it's going to bite you.

Well my dad was a pretty good player at one stage and my two older brothers played golf as well. So there were always golf clubs flying around the house.

If there's a golf course in heaven, I hope it's like Augusta National. I just don't want an early tee time.

I found golf was too time consuming, but I did enjoy it.

Invariably something happens at a U.S. Open where the golf course gets out of control one day, they have one pin that's out of control. It always seems to happen. But they've gotten better about the height of the rough.

As we all know... golf is a puzzle without an answer.

No matter what kind of day I've had at school, I always look forward to golf.

People always say golfers don't smile. But there is so much psychology in golf so we have to be a bit robotic.

When you look at golf films before us they're all - garbage or satire. A lot of sports films tend to vilify the opposition. Where the opposition becomes this big angry monster, so big you can't beat him.

I wore that same shirt yesterday playing golf. There goes the Nike account.