Golf Quotes

I can remember running around at the age of 3, wanting to play golf, cricket and football. I was always active, one way or another, driving my parents mad.

The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.

I've spent more time playing golf than anything else the last 18 years. Just wanted to be an 80s-shooter. Got there, too.

To be consistently effective, you must put a certain distance between yourself and what happens to you on the golf course. This is not indifference, it's detachment.

If I can hit the ball the way I want to hit it on the range, I'd rather do that than play golf. I just love the feeling of hitting good golf shots.

I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course.

My manager always preaches golf comes first.

My goal has always been to play golf, and play it well. In the end, that's what I am, a golfer. If my back lets me, I'm going to play my favorite places. If I hurt myself, that'll probably be it for a while.

It's really football, tennis, and golf that I watch other than hockey.

Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated.

And if you're a golfer and you watch a golf film and Matt Damon swing, and it's not great, then you're not going to believe in the golf story, you're not going to believe in the rest of the film. That's the whole movie, so if that swing looks like crap, the movie's crap.

It's such a psychological and mental game, golf, that the smallest wrong thing at the wrong time can distract you from what you're trying to achieve.

Golf has made me and shaped me into the person I am here today.

All I've got against golf is it takes you so far from the clubhouse.

Golf is flexibility, and I notice more guys injured. You can overdo this conditioning.

I think Tahoe is one of the hidden gems in the country, and I've played a lot of golf around the country. You can't beat the smells and the clean air and just the way it makes you feel.

Golf is game of respect and sportsmanship; we have to respect its traditions and its rules.

You're the only one in control over your golf ball. It's not like tennis: you're hitting a shot and somebody's hitting it back at you.

Whenever I have any spare time I have a game of golf.

How do you combat a man with a firearm? You don't combat him with a golf club, baseball bat or a knife. You combat him with another firearm.

Golf appeals to the idiot in us and the child. Just how childlike golf players become is proven by their frequent inability to count past five.

The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.

I like golf, hiking, camping, boating and fishing.

Show me a man who is a good loser and I'll show you a man who is playing golf with his boss.

Let the machine take care of the machines, and I'll go spend more time with my family, or golf.

Art is not predictable. Art is not golf, as great as that may be. There are 360 degrees of choice to make.

Playing polo is like trying to play golf during an earthquake.

I guess what was going to come back came back on Monday. Of course now I've played a different golf course. I've played two practice rounds and two tournament rounds all kind of the same and now today I've played a different golf course.

Stan said he used to keep Hardy late, make him miss his golf game, and really get him mad.

Golf is like solitaire. When you cheat, you only cheat yourself.