Geriatric Quotes

Memorial services are the cocktail parties of the geriatric set.

I refuse to spend my life worrying about what I eat. There is no pleasure worth forgoing just for an extra three years in the geriatric ward.

The awful thing about a conductor becoming geriatric is that you seem to become more desirable, not less.

There are things that I invented - the creaky geriatric robot that is always grumpy, for example, or the little wheelie guy, he's not in the Hasbro lore. But kids love that stuff - this little guy as a pet on a chain. They gravitate towards it.

There is no pleasure worth forgoing just for an extra three years in the geriatric ward.