Fool Quotes

You can fool all the people all the time if the advertising is right and the budget is big enough.

Never was patriot yet, but was a fool.

Before a man speaks it is always safe to assume that he is a fool. After he speaks, it is seldom necessary to assume it.

Let a fool hold his tongue and he will pass for a sage.

The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself a fool.

Always remember, money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense.

A fool and his words are soon parted.

I'm not scared to look like a complete fool in front of people. It's just not one of my insecurities.

No one ever found wisdom without also being a fool. Writers, alas, have to be fools in public, while the rest of the human race can cover its tracks.

I do not support peace in the Middle East. And I do not support Arafat. He is a stupid, incompetent fool!

People come out to see the players. When do you see a manager anyway? When he's out on the field arguing with the umpires, making a fool of himself and you know you can't win, and when he brings out the line-up card.

The first principle is that you must not fool yourself and you are the easiest person to fool.

It is the part of a fool to give advice to others and not himself to be on his guard.

Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense.

I'm delighted by how Nobody's Fool turned out. It was a rare movie.

It's not charming to go on a show and say, I dunno. It doesn't fool anybody. There's nothing glamorous about it at all.

Television is a powerful medium that has to be used for something better than sitcoms and police shows. On the other hand, if you don't recognize the forces that play on what people watch and what they don't then you're a fool and you should be in a different business.

The best way to convince a fool that he is wrong is to let him have his own way.

A learned fool is more a fool than an ignorant fool.

Personally, I don't like a girlfriend to have a husband. If she'll fool her husband, I figure she'll fool me.

The fool shouts loudly, thinking to impress the world.

No Jew was ever fool enough to turn Christian unless he was a clever man.

Better a witty fool than a foolish wit.

A person is a fool to become a writer. His only compensation is absolute freedom.

I go out there and make a fool of myself. It's inevitable.

I was always too mature for my age - and not very happy. I had no young friends. I wish I could go back to those days. If I could only live it all again, how I would play and enjoy other girls. What a fool I was.

Everyone calls himself a friend, but only a fool relies on it; nothing is commoner than the name, nothing rarer than the thing.

A clever, ugly man every now and then is successful with the ladies, but a handsome fool is irresistible.

The fool within himself is the object of pity, until he is flattered.

You can fool some of the people all the time, and those are the ones you want to concentrate on.