Fat Quotes

I may have exaggerated a bit when I said that 80 per cent of the top 100 women are fat pigs. What I meant to say was 75 per cent of the top 100 women are fat pigs.

I loved eating and I did put on weight. I never actually felt fat until I started going for castings, for auditions.

Well, I'd had the Fat Mattress earlier as a writing outlet for songs and that.

There's a lot more to life than how fat or thin you are.

Well, I mean she's of a certain biological age but she didn't have to go around with fat patches and stuff.

It's not about weight, it's about fitness, and one component of being fit is to have relatively low body fat, because fat is not very efficient, whereas muscle is.

Look at the average American diet: ice cream, butter, cheese, whole milk, all this fat. People don't realize how much of this stuff you get by the end of the day. High blood pressure is from all this high-fat eating.

My organs are too powerful... I manufacture blood and fat too rapidly.

I have a tendency to evolve into William Shatner, with my big fat face.

I am going to confront the old-fashioned negative thinking which says that all government needs to do to generate growth is cut worker and environmental protections, cut taxes on the rich and stroke 'fat cats' until they purr with pleasure. I'm completely repudiating the idea that government has to get out of the way.

I was doing a show at the National Youth Theatre, playing an old man. Before that I had played fat clowns and I thought, 'If I want to have the career I would like, I am going to have to lose weight.' I was just starting drama school, and found I was moving around a lot. I also started to eat sensibly. The weight just dropped off.

I was always handsome under all the fat.

I walked out of the Chinese restaurant with a fat check, a record deal, and a box of shrimp egg foo yung!

One day I may be meeting you and hearing how you've changed your life by saying, 'Farewell to Fat'.

I'd just like to see a role for women where someone who isn't traditionally attractive is not portraying the best friend. You know, the character that only speaks in questions. 'Gee, are you gonna go out with him? Do you think I look fat?'

I'd like to be taller. I'd like my baby fat to leave.

American consumers have no problem with carcinogens, but they will not purchase any product, including floor wax, that has fat in it.

They call it The New Avengers but it's really the old Avengers with new people except for me, looking rather fat and rather old.

In France today, people no longer eat as much heavy food and fat as they did 15 or 20 years ago. These days, French cooking, through the influence of 'grande cuisine,' has become a bit lighter. And we are beginning to discover the original flavors of our produce.

I don't really want to be fat, so I stop before I am. I'm not a vegetarian, but I might go through a phase when I'm not interested in eating protein for a week or so, and then I might go through a phase when I eat nothing but steak.

An artist should remain true. Otherwise his talent, like his stomach, grows fat and stuffy.

I never weigh myself, but the brutal truth of television is that they don't employ old people or fat people.

Virtue is not photogenic. What is it to be a nice guy? To be nothing, that's what. A big fat zero with a smile for everybody.

My parents' generation's benchmark was simple: Fat Equals Bad.

I get up between 6:30 and 8 am. I used to make a cup of coffee first thing, but now I have warm water with a bit of lemon juice in it. I've cut down on things as I was getting fat.

You can't be fat and fast, too; so lift, run, diet and work.

A broken heart is what makes life so wonderful five years later, when you see the guy in an elevator and he is fat and smoking a cigar and saying long-time-no-see.

Would you rather have butter or guns? Preparedness makes us powerful. Butter merely makes us fat.

A conservative is a man who is too cowardly to fight and too fat to run.

I need them, need them to give me a kick up the arse. Otherwise I'd just be sat-in getting fat, counting me money. It's good people living on your doorstep and looking through your bins. Gives you energy.