Fart Quotes

Jerry Ford is so dumb he can't fart and chew gum at the same time.

I didn't want to do a throwaway, mindless movie with fart jokes just to make 6-year-olds laugh. I want to provide my children with some substance.

If I fail, the film industry writes me off as another statistic. If I succeed, they pay me a million bucks to fly out to Hollywood and fart.

At my age, you sort of fart your way into a role.

I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different.

Bathroom humor, fart, and poo poo humor in movies gets a laugh. It's a pretty easy audience, and that's been around for ages.

My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away.

I'd like to think I'd never do a gratuitous fart joke.

It seems that when you have cancer you are a brave battler against the disease, but when you have Alzheimer's you are an old fart. That's how people see you. It makes you feel quite alone.