Dukes Quotes

When I find myself in the company of scientists, I feel like a shabby curate who has strayed by mistake into a room full of dukes.

Boxers, man, except when I have to get dressed up. Then it's boxer-briefs. But never tighty-whities. Never. But dude! If they brought back Underoos? Dude, if they brought back Underoos, I would rock the Underoos. Like He-Man and Transformers and G.I. Joe and even like Dukes of Hazzard.

What kind of crops do they raise in the towns? Only Grand Dukes, Bolsheviks and drunkards!

I wanted the feel in these books to be like an epic fantasy, with kings, queens, dukes and court politics, but of course like what I was explaining before, about making the science make sense, you have to make the politics make sense, too.

Down with Dukes of Hazzard!

When I am in the company of scientists, I feel like a shabby curate who has strayed by mistake into a drawing room full of dukes.

But it's a strange thing when people judge you because you're not doing some big Hollywood film. Are you suggesting I should be in 'The Dukes of Hazzard?' I mean, hello?