Drinker Quotes

I'm a lager drinker. I'm quite a stupid lager drinker. I do like my lager and mashed potatoes.

Writing is a lonely job unless you're a drinker, in which case you always have a friend within reach.

I had never, ever drunk beer in high school, and by the time I got to Tech we were having these parties out in the cotton fields and getting so drunk. I was the champion beer drinker; suddenly I was pouring it down my throat... Insane! Insane!

I am a drinker with writing problems.

So somebody told me that if I wasn't a coffee drinker yet, by the end of college I'd have to be, because a math major is so tough I would have to stay up very late. I was going to need coffee to do that. Well, merely because they said that, I never drank coffee in college, never got addicted to it, never needed it.

When we did that kind of stuff our only rule was... Well, we didn't have any rules, really, but my rule, because I was the drinker of the group, was not at any time of the day before the night we're working.

A drinker has a hole under his nose that all his money runs into.

There is only one absinthe drinker, and that's the man who painted this idiotic picture.

I'm not a heavy drinker, I can sometimes go for hours without touching a drop.

Whether the family goes on a spiritual basis or not, the alcoholic member has to if he would recover. The others must be convinced of his new status beyond the shadow of a doubt. Seeing is believing to most families who have lived with a drinker.