Diapers Quotes

I'll tell you my routine - it's really exciting. I feed, I burp, I change diapers, I pump. And then I have a tiny window of time to myself.

Winning the green jacket is great - I can pay for all the diapers I'm going to have to get.

No one likes change but babies in diapers.

Always remember your kid's name. Always remember where you put your kid. Don't let your kid drive until their feet can reach the pedals. Use the right size diapers... for yourself. And, when in doubt, make funny faces.

I didn't know you had to change diapers so often. I couldn't believe it - we must change them 10 times a day - each. So that's 20 diapers a piece a day.

I met Cynthia when I was 12, proposed at 16, became engaged at 17, married her at 19 and we had a baby when I was 20. If extra work could pay for a lot of diapers, that was for me.

If you were out of a job and your kid needed diapers and your husband just left you, you would be so confused.

I've raised Michael. I changed his diapers when he was little.

In the period where I had to live the life of a citizen - a life where, like everybody else, I did tons of laundry and cleaned toilet bowls, changed hundreds of diapers and nursed children - I learned a lot.

It's time for a 21st-century retirement age. If 40 is the new 20 and 50 is the new 30, why shouldn't 70 be the new 65? The last time Washington politicians tinkered ever so gingerly with the government-sanctioned retirement age, Ronald Reagan was in office and Generation X-ers were all in diapers.

The real Michael Jackson that has not been seen... with children, one in diapers, the other two toddlers.

No one's raising children any more. To love a child, you've got to work for it. You have to change its diapers and feed it at night!

Heroes don't wear diapers. It's just not cool.

When I sent those scripts, that was the lowest point of my life. We'd just had our second son, and when I went to collect them from hospital, I went to the bank to try and get some money to buy some diapers, the screen showed I've got $26 left.

One of the most important things to remember about infant care is: don't change diapers in midstream.

With two little boys in diapers, I had to keep it simple if I were going to have a life at all.