Cows Quotes

I have fruit trees. Cows for fresh milk, yoghurt. My own wheat. I'm basically self-sufficient.

When you grow up on a dairy farm, cows don't take a day off. So you work every day and my dad always said, 'No one can outwork you.'

I can drink tea until the cows come home and I love the atmosphere in tea-shops.

Sacred cows make the tastiest hamburger.

Meat is an inefficient way to eat. An acre of land can yield 20,000 pounds of potatoes, but that same acre would only graze enough cows to get 165 pounds of meat.

When I was a kid, my step dad started this business and would go out and get lost cows and stuff. He was part-time truck driver, farmer and cowboy. He taught me how to ride from an early age.

If I have to, I'll go and direct theater and talk till the cows come home.

Scoops of mint ice cream with chips of chocolate cows.

You can do gross-out until the cows come home but if there isn't something to balance it, then it's not going to work at all.

This was a dairy cow, and dairy cows have IDs on them. The ID was traced back to the farm in Washington. It's a dairy farm. And that farm now has been quarantined, and the owners have been very cooperative in doing that.

Making fun of born-again Christians is like hunting dairy cows with a high powered rifle and scope.

I mean, I have done scenes with animals, with owls, with bats, with cats, with special effects, with thespians, in the freezing cold, in the pouring rain, boiling hot; I've done press with every syndication, every country; I've done interviews with people dressed up as cows - there's honestly nothing that's gonna intimidate me!

Give these Indians little farms, survey them, let them put fences around them, let them have their own horses, cows, sheep, things that they can call their own, and it will do away with tribal Indians.