Cat Quotes

I am not a cat man, but a dog man, and all felines can tell this at a glance - a sharp, vindictive glance.

If a cat does something, we call it instinct; if we do the same thing, for the same reason, we call it intelligence.

As an inspiration to the author, I do not think the cat can be over-estimated. He suggests so much grace, power, beauty, motion, mysticism. I do not wonder that many writers love cats; I am only surprised that all do not.

Cat lovers turn into cat collectors.

Whether one eats a cat or not is a personal choice, and I don't want to sway anyone one way or another. But if you do, there is one obvious cooking tip: Always remember to remove the bell from the cat's collar before cooking.

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives.

The cat does not offer services. The cat offers itself. Of course he wants care and shelter. You don't buy love for nothing.

A cat's rage is beautiful, burning with pure cat flame, all its hair standing up and crackling blue sparks, eyes blazing and sputtering.

If I could have drawn a cat yelling for lasagna every day for 15 years and have them pay me $30 million to do so, I would have.

I would love to go into an animal's dream - like a lion's or a cat's. I'm sure that's pretty awesome.

Never wear anything that panics the cat.

A cat can maintain a position of curled up somnolence on your knee until you are nearly upright. To the last minute she hopes your conscience will get the better of you and you will settle down again.

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

What do I care about the purring of one who cannot love, like the cat?

One small cat changes coming home to an empty house to coming home.

I can't tell you how many people have asked me to show them Stray Cat Strut and that little diminished run on the C. I guess my brain is wired backwards. I don't know what possessed me to do that, but I did.

I can't swing a dead cat without hitting a reporter.

With BitTorrent, the cat's out of the bag.

We had five goats, two dogs, a cat and racks of commentaries on Shakespeare.

I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon, and a cat that comes home late at night.

You cannot share your life with a dog, as I had done in Bournemouth, or a cat, and not know perfectly well that animals have personalities and minds and feelings.

I remember that. I was talking to him and I said how great it would be if actors had a tail because I have animals and a tail is so expressive. On a cat you can tell everything. You can tell if they're annoyed. You can tell whether they're scared.

Gromit was the name of a cat. When I started modeling the cat I just didn't feel it was quite right, so I made it into a dog because he could have a bigger nose and bigger, longer legs.

Why not share with the world the way it is and tell them my feelings about my cat, and how I played with my kids, and how addicted to Christmas time I am, and the smell of pine needles and hearing my kids laugh.

There are more ways of skinning a cat than rubbing its fur the wrong way.

I love Philadelphia. I was shocked at what a great city this is. For me, it is the cat's pajamas. I love everything about it. I love where I live. I love the people. I have been met with such kindness and affection here.

A dog is like a liberal. He wants to please everybody. A cat really doesn't need to know that everybody loves him.

Anyway, Cat Stevens is never going to make much money out of us.

There's kind of a toll you have to pay with a cat; if you don't pet her for 10 minutes she'll bother you for six hours.

If you call a cat, he may not come. Which doesn't happen with dogs. They're different types of animals. Cats are very sexy I think too in the way they move.