Bad Quotes

Recommending gastric bypass as a national solution for our diabetes epidemic is bad medicine and bad economics.

No matter how bad your life gets, you can always turn it around.

In fact I have nightmares about having children. I want to carry a baby and feel the life within me and in my dream, I do. But every time after it's born, there's this incredible fear, this pounding pulse of fear. It's a real bad nightmare.

You know how it is with writing. You just write what you want to write. There's no way to predict what is good or bad. You just do what you think is funny, and either it works or you're finished. It's impossible to predict anything.

The bad news is that only the bad people reach the news because they are noisier.

I don't consider myself a comic but a performer. A comic tells bad jokes.

I am only interested in bad taste if I can enjoy a gruesome tango or watch a movie that makes me cry.

Good women always think it is their fault when someone else is being offensive. Bad women never take the blame for anything.

I was in a bad mood when I wrote that.

Let me give you a definition of ethics: It is good to maintain and further life it is bad to damage and destroy life.

And I felt sorry, and I have felt bad about what happened.

The ultimate tragedy is not the oppression and cruelty by the bad people but the silence over that by the good people.

I'm the kind of person, if, if I have a day that is nerve-wracking, or my week has been bad or something's going down, I won't eat. Some people eat, I don't eat. And it shows in my physical frame.

I should do something about the cigarettes; I quite accept that it's bad for your health, but you know a moderate tipple is positively beneficial and, at certain times, absolutely essential.

I think everyone can relate to the idea of making a bad choice - and knowing it's a bad choice - but doing it anyway.

I am a really bad test taker. I can get straight As in school, but I get nervous on test.

In fairy tales the bad guy is very easy to spot. The bad guy is always wearing a black cape so you always know who he is.

If a musician wants to be an actor, everyone thinks that's pretty cool. But if an actor wants to play a song, even if they've been doing it for 40 years, that's bad news.

Men are never so good or so bad as their opinions.

One of my side strange abilities is to hear a good song, no matter how it's being performed. Even if you get a bad performance, I can still hear that there's a good song.

In the past, I used to counter any such notions by asking myself: 'Would you really want President Hattersley?' I now find that possibility rather cheers me up. With his chubby, Dickensian features and his knowledge of T.H. Green and other harmless leftish political classics, Hattersley might not be such a bad thing after all.

I feel bad that I don't feel worse.

I always watched movies and rooted for the bad guys, you know? I've always been that kind of guy. I still hold some respect for criminals that are good at their jobs.

I just don't like to drive. I'm not a bad driver, I just don't like to drive.

A good movie is three good scenes and no bad scenes.

People have no tolerance. They think all bugs are bad. It's the American way. If you don't like something, kill it.

There are some heterosexuals that have heterosexual behavior that is appalling sexually, that is deviant and bad and not really moral and Christ-like and biblical. But those people are never questioned as to whether or not they're allowed to be a parent.

When a management with a reputation for brilliance tackles a business with a reputation for bad economics, it is the reputation of the business that remains intact.

I can't imagine how many first performances I've done, perhaps 500. Some of them have been very good, and some of course very bad.

Make yourself look really stupid so you don't feel bad doing something a little stupid.