Ass Quotes

The men are much alarmed by certain speculations about women; and well they may be, for when the horse and ass begin to think and argue, adieu to riding and driving.

You gotta love livin', baby, 'cause dyin' is a pain in the ass.

I'd always wanted to be an action heroine. That's a chick dream, getting to wear a leather bodysuit and be blonde and kick ass. But, what really attracted me to 'Dredd' was the script. It was fantastic! It was about people and characters, and not just about explosions and fighting.

Sometimes I'm an ass, sometimes I'm sweet as peaches.

I want to win an Oscar. I want to be known for more than, like, going out. For being the 'party girl'. I hate that. I bust my ass when I'm filming and when I have time off, yeah, I like to go out and dance.

What I didn't know was that if I didn't stand with my back to the wall, Hollywood people would unscrew my ass and sell it down the river.

During 'Saturday Night Fever' at the end of the first act dance number I tried to perform a split-jump, only I can't do them so I ended up on my ass followed by the most unsightly backward roll out of it, followed by the cast falling over in laughter and a good portion of the audience too.

Most chick singers say 'if you hurt me, I'll die'... I say, 'if you hurt me, I'll kick your ass.'

People just kind of associate me with kicking some ass.

Whether I sound like Sammy or not is purely coincidence. You have got to hand it to him, he sings his ass off. There is no moss on that stone.

On 18 you've got to drive it up a gnat's ass.

I worry that I can come off smarmy. I wonder if I was listening to myself if I'd want to kick my own ass.

Love is more powerful than kicking ass.

Dressed in the lion's skin, the ass spread terror far and wide.

You can take charge, kick ass, do whatever you have to do and it's okay. You can blow people up. These are things that are okay for cartoon characters to do.

Writing and travel broaden your ass if not your mind and I like to write standing up.

Boot Camp was great and very interesting. You got to use live rounds of ammunition and got to do a lot of crawling around with live rounds flying around you, so you really had to learn to keep your ass down - everything down for that matter.

If it's illegal to rock and roll, throw my ass in jail!

Jerry Weintraub, the producer, might be a pain in the ass, but he really knows how to treat his actors.

If an ass goes travelling he will not come home a horse.

Bruce Willis. Pain in my ass, no problem about that. We just didn't get along. We got along off camera, but shooting we just didn't get along.

Cancer has been unfortunately in my life. My mom's best friend is kicking ass in her battle with breast cancer. Both of my grandmas had cancer. I recently lost a friend to cancer.

I love making people laugh and feel good, and that's awesome and special for me to be able to do that, but there really is nothing like kicking ass whether it's on a major scale, or whether it's in more of a dramatic fashion. Being physical and taking care of business the old-fashioned way is something that I love doing.

My ass contemplates those who talk behind my back.

My dad always used to tell me that if they challenge you to an after-school fight, tell them you won't wait-you can kick their ass right now.

I kind of have a happy magnet. I can't stand being depressed, so I work my ass off to get out of it as soon as possible.

It is a pain in the ass waiting around for someone to try to kill you.

Most people wouldn't know music if it came up and bit them on the ass.

I am ashamed the law is such an ass.

We're in the dark ages if J-Lo can have a music career because of her ass. And let's face it, that's it.