A fellow who is always declaring he's no fool usually has his suspicions. Wilson Mizner
A fellow who is always declaring he's no fool usually has his suspicions.
I know of no sentence that can induce such immediate and brazen lying as the one that begins, 'Have you read - .' Wilson Mizner
I know of no sentence that can induce such immediate and brazen lying as the one that begins, 'Have you read - .'
You sparkle with larceny. Wilson Mizner
You sparkle with larceny.
I hate careless flattery, the kind that exhausts you in your efforts to believe it. Wilson Mizner
I hate careless flattery, the kind that exhausts you in your efforts to believe it.
Art is science made clear. Wilson Mizner
Art is science made clear.
God help those who do not help themselves. Wilson Mizner
God help those who do not help themselves.
Do not be desirous of having things done quickly. Do not look at small advantages. Desire to have things done quickly prevents their being done thoroughly. Looking at small advantages prevents great affairs from being accomplished. Wilson Mizner
Do not be desirous of having things done quickly. Do not look at small advantages. Desire to have things done quickly prevents their being done thoroughly. Looking at small advantages prevents great affairs from being accomplished.
