Quotes By Scott Adams

I would sometimes sit in a crowded restaurant, and say, 'You know, I'm the only person in this restaurant who can't draw.'

If a job's worth doing, it's too hard.

There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.

Women are treated differently by society for exactly the same reason that children and the mentally handicapped are treated differently.

The computer cuts my production time in half. I love it.