Quotes By Robin Williams

Cricket is basically baseball on valium.

You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.

We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.

If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?

We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins.

I only ever play Vegas one night at a time.

Okra is the closest thing to nylon I've ever eaten. It's like they bred cotton with a green bean. Okra, tastes like snot. The more you cook it, the more it turns into string.

The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.

See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.

Comedy is acting out optimism.

Carpe per diem - seize the check.