Quotes By Robin Williams

I like my wine like my women - ready to pass out.

Reality: What a concept!

No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.

You have this idea that you'd better keep working otherwise people will forget. And that was dangerous.

Do you think God gets stoned? I think so... look at the platypus.

I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... a large Arctic region covered with ice.

I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you.

In America they really do mythologise people when they die.

Ah, yes, divorce... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.

You'll notice that Nancy Reagan never drinks water when Ronnie speaks.

When the media ask George W. Bush a question, he answers, 'Can I use a lifeline?'