Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't know which way is down. Robert Orben
Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't know which way is down.
There are days when it takes all you've got just to keep up with the losers. Robert Orben
There are days when it takes all you've got just to keep up with the losers.
Spring is God's way of saying, 'One more time!' Robert Orben
Spring is God's way of saying, 'One more time!'
Don't think of it as failure. Think of it as time-released success. Robert Orben
Don't think of it as failure. Think of it as time-released success.
Inflation is bringing us true democracy. For the first time in history, luxuries and necessities are selling at the same price. Robert Orben
Inflation is bringing us true democracy. For the first time in history, luxuries and necessities are selling at the same price.
The secret of writing comedy is to know where it's all going, then get ahead of it. Robert Orben
The secret of writing comedy is to know where it's all going, then get ahead of it.
There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all. Robert Orben
There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all.
