Quotes By Richard Armour

I love a finished speaker, I really, truly do I don't mean one who's polished, I just mean one who's through.

Children are supposed to help hold a marriage together. They do this in a number of ways. For instance, they demand so much attention that a husband and wife, concentrating on their children, fail to notice each other's faults.

That money talks, I'll not deny, I heard it once: It said, 'Goodbye'.

Retired is being tired twice, I've thought, first tired of working, then tired of not.

Until Eve arrived, this was a man's world.

Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong.

I've suffered from all of the hang-ups known, and none is as bad as the telephone.

Middle -age is the time of life, that a man first notices - in his wife.

When it comes to eating, you can sometimes help yourself more by helping yourself less.

In larger things we are convivial; what causes trouble is the trivial.

Beauty is only skin deep, and the world is full of thin skinned people.

It is all right to hold a conversation but you should let go of it now and then.