Quotes By Paul Lynde

Comedy is exaggerated realism. It can be stretched to the almost ludicrous, but it must always be believable.

I was obsessed with being rich and famous.

Sandwiches are wonderful. You don't need a spoon or a plate!

It was the worst moment of my life. The producer came up and talked me back into going on stage.

I can't even get three weeks off to have cosmetic surgery.

When I said I didn't have a cent, I didn't. I used to get annoyed with people who said they were broke when they had five dollars.

Politicians... talk in generalities and lies, and I think they've caused all our grief. They're so awful, they're really funny. I hate thinking this because my dad loved politics.

I may find something that looks interesting and then go on to alter the recipe by adding spices, things of my own. I also look for time-saving recipes, dishes that can be prepared ahead and stored.

I'm Liberace without a piano.

My father was adamant in his disapproval of my interest in show business.

I have this beautiful antique silver wine decanter that I bought at an auction. I always pour wine from that.

The doctor's name was Sylvia. I told her she'd have a problem with me because Sylvia was my mother's name.

I think basically an actor is a salesman.

I don't know who the hell Paul Lynde is, or why he's funny, and I prefer it to be a mystery to me.

The dining room in my old house was truly magnificent, but by far the worst room for conversation. I'd get up from the table, a very long table, and somebody would always say, Paul, I never got to talk to you.

My kitchen is not a place to live in. I made it white so I can tell instantly if it's not clean-and I like it clean enough to be able to eat off the floors-or the tables, for that matter.

I feel now it's useless to keep hoping. The way things are today, we live in a world that needs laughter, and I've decided if I can make people laugh, I'm making a more important contribution.

My dad was a ham, too. He could sell those women anything. Of all his sons, I was the only one he could trust to sell as well as he could. I was proud of that.

I laughed all the way through Love Story.

If I hadn't become a celebrity, I'd probably be an alcoholic.

If I ever completely lost my nervousness I would be frightened half to death.

A closet full of wire hangers can be the most dangerous place in the world.

An actor shouldn't undergo psychoanalysis, because there are a lot of things you're better off not knowing.

Someday I'm going to go onstage in a dress if I want to.

I sang in the choir for years, even though my family belonged to another church.

My table seats eight, so that's my maximum. Having a small number of guests is the only way to generate good conversation. Besides, your whole house doesn't get wrecked that way.

The whole romantic part of my life was a wipeout. I didn't even own a belt.

I often go on a liquid fast a couple of days a week. I never take just water. Instead, I'll have maybe six glasses of vegetable and fruit juices a day.

My following is straight. I'm so glad.

Mothers don't want to pinch me or put me in their purse.