Quotes By Ogden Nash

Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave when they think that their children are naive.

I think that I shall never see a billboard lovely as a tree. Perhaps, unless the billboards fall, I'll never see a tree at all.

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.

Women would rather be right than reasonable.

There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball, and that is to have either a clear conscience or none at all.

The cow is of the bovine ilk; one end is moo, the other milk.

I would live all my life in nonchalance and insouciance, Were it not for making a living, which is rather a nouciance.

Commitments the voters don't know about can't hurt you.

Do you think my mind is maturing late, or simply rotted early?

One man's remorse is another man's reminiscence.

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.