Quotes By Ogden Nash

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.

Too clever is dumb.

The only people who should really sin are the people who can sin and grin.

The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.

The most exciting happiness is the happiness generated by forces beyond your control.

I have an idea that the phrase 'weaker sex' was coined by some woman to disarm the man she was preparing to overwhelm.

Every Englishman is convinced of one thing, viz.: That to be an Englishman is to belong to the most exclusive club there is.

There are people who are very resourceful, at being remorseful, and who apparently feel that the best way to make friends is to do something terrible and then make amends.

Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker.

To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up.

Every New Year is the direct descendant, isn't it, of a long line of proven criminals?