Quotes By Mae West

I'm no model lady. A model's just an imitation of the real thing.

An ounce of performance is worth pounds of promises.

One and one is two, and two and two is four, and five will get you ten if you know how to work it.

He who hesitates is a damned fool.

I only have 'yes' men around me. Who needs 'no' men?

A woman in love can't be reasonable - or she probably wouldn't be in love.

The score never interested me, only the game.

A hard man is good to find.

I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.

Too much of a good thing can be taxing.

The best way to hold a man is in your arms.

I'm a woman of very few words, but lots of action.

Any time you got nothing to do - and lots of time to do it - come on up.

I believe that it's better to be looked over than it is to be overlooked.

Keep a diary, and someday it'll keep you.

It's not what I do, but the way I do it. It's not what I say, but the way I say it.

It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men.

When I'm good, I'm very good. But when I'm bad I'm better.

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

Look your best - who said love is blind?

Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain.

A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that's subtraction.

His mother should have thrown him out and kept the stork.

If I asked for a cup of coffee, someone would search for the double meaning.

Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often.

A man's kiss is his signature.

He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of.

I've been things and seen places.

I've been in more laps than a napkin.

A dame that knows the ropes isn't likely to get tied up.