Quotes By Mae West

A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that's subtraction.

Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain.

His mother should have thrown him out and kept the stork.

If I asked for a cup of coffee, someone would search for the double meaning.

Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often.

She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong.

Personally, I like two types of men - domestic and foreign.

I've been things and seen places.

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.

I've been in more laps than a napkin.

A dame that knows the ropes isn't likely to get tied up.

I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.

Personality is the glitter that sends your little gleam across the footlights and the orchestra pit into that big black space where the audience is.

A man in the house is worth two in the street.

One and one is two, and two and two is four, and five will get you ten if you know how to work it.

It is better to be looked over than overlooked.

I only have 'yes' men around me. Who needs 'no' men?

I always say, keep a diary and someday it'll keep you.

I never loved another person the way I loved myself.