One and one is two, and two and two is four, and five will get you ten if you know how to work it. Mae West
One and one is two, and two and two is four, and five will get you ten if you know how to work it.
I'm no model lady. A model's just an imitation of the real thing. Mae West
I'm no model lady. A model's just an imitation of the real thing.
He who hesitates is a damned fool. Mae West
He who hesitates is a damned fool.
I only have 'yes' men around me. Who needs 'no' men? Mae West
I only have 'yes' men around me. Who needs 'no' men?
A woman in love can't be reasonable - or she probably wouldn't be in love. Mae West
A woman in love can't be reasonable - or she probably wouldn't be in love.
The score never interested me, only the game. Mae West
The score never interested me, only the game.
A hard man is good to find. Mae West
A hard man is good to find.
I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it. Mae West
I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.
Too much of a good thing can be taxing. Mae West
Too much of a good thing can be taxing.
The best way to hold a man is in your arms. Mae West
The best way to hold a man is in your arms.
I believe that it's better to be looked over than it is to be overlooked. Mae West
I believe that it's better to be looked over than it is to be overlooked.
I'm a woman of very few words, but lots of action. Mae West
I'm a woman of very few words, but lots of action.
Any time you got nothing to do - and lots of time to do it - come on up. Mae West
Any time you got nothing to do - and lots of time to do it - come on up.
It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men. Mae West
It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men.
Keep a diary, and someday it'll keep you. Mae West
Keep a diary, and someday it'll keep you.
It's not what I do, but the way I do it. It's not what I say, but the way I say it. Mae West
It's not what I do, but the way I do it. It's not what I say, but the way I say it.
Look your best - who said love is blind? Mae West
Look your best - who said love is blind?
When I'm good, I'm very good. But when I'm bad I'm better. Mae West
When I'm good, I'm very good. But when I'm bad I'm better.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before. Mae West
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.