Quotes By Karl Lagerfeld

Everything I say is a joke. I am a joke myself.

I don't care if people I admire criticize me because their opinion is valuable to me.

Yes, and I can sit down on a white piece of paper and work because I don't believe too much into inspiration, only I'm waiting for inspiration, work and then inspiration may come. It's a little too easy to say that.

In France there are, I think, less than one per cent of people who are too skinny.

I hardly went to school.

No one wants to see curvy women.

I make such big efforts to forget things and I can't tell the story of my life because, thank God, I'm still living it.

The way I talk is bizarre.

What I like about music is the songs you can remember the lines of in a single second.

For me, New York is comfortable, not strange.

Doing collections, doing fashion is like a non-stop dialogue.

Some people would like me to be round again.

My favorite kitchen was the Japanese and the Italian kitchen.

Stupidly it should not be. It should be also nice. One must get along with that. Is however not necessary.

I can no longer walk in the street. That's over.

I can hardly eat meat because it has to look like something what it was not when it was alive.

Bears are very nice, as long as you are nice to them.

The story with anorexic girls - nobody works with anorexic girls. That has nothing to do with fashion.

The importance of logo into today's fashion is un! be! Lievable!

Black-and-white always looks modern, whatever that word means.

Don't overact the story of your name. Overact the story of your work.

I'm not a marketing person. I don't ask myself questions. I go by instinct.

I drink Diet Coke from the minute I get up to the minute I go to bed.

I hate the past - especially my own past.

I think tattoos are horrible. It's like living in a Pucci dress full-time.

Personally, I don't wear fur.

I'm not an employee who goes to the office every morning at the same time. Then, vacations are needed.

I wanted to become an illustrator as a child.

I think it's horrible that people have to be told. Don't smoke! Everybody knows it's bad for the health. But they have to forbid it.

Oh yes, I love to do shoes. I'm not a fetishist but I love to do shoes.