Quotes By E. B. White

I can only assume that your editorial writer tripped over the First Amendment and thought it was the office cat.

One of the most time-consuming things is to have an enemy.

The world organization debates disarmament in one room and, in the next room, moves the knights and pawns that make national arms imperative.

Prejudice is a great time saver. You can form opinions without having to get the facts.

Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.

To perceive Christmas through its wrappings becomes more difficult with every year.

All we need is a meteorologist who has once been soaked to the skin without ill effect. No one can write knowingly of the weather who walks bent over on wet days.

We should all do what, in the long run, gives us joy, even if it is only picking grapes or sorting the laundry.

Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of the time.

Be obscure clearly.

It is not often that someone comes along who is a true friend and a good writer.

The trouble with the profit system has always been that it was highly unprofitable to most people.

The only sense that is common in the long run, is the sense of change and we all instinctively avoid it.

I would feel more optimistic about a bright future for man if he spent less time proving that he can outwit Nature and more time tasting her sweetness and respecting her seniority.

Genius is more often found in a cracked pot than in a whole one.

English usage is sometimes more than mere taste, judgment and education - sometimes it's sheer luck, like getting across the street.

A writer is like a bean plant - he has his little day, and then gets stringy.

There is nothing more likely to start disagreement among people or countries than an agreement.

There's no limit to how complicated things can get, on account of one thing always leading to another.

The terror of the atom age is not the violence of the new power but the speed of man's adjustment to it, the speed of his acceptance.

Writing is hard work and bad for the health.

Commas in The New Yorker fall with the precision of knives in a circus act, outlining the victim.

When I was a child people simply looked about them and were moderately happy; today they peer beyond the seven seas, bury themselves waist deep in tidings, and by and large what they see and hear makes them unutterably sad.

A good farmer is nothing more nor less than a handy man with a sense of humus.

The time not to become a father is eighteen years before a war.

I arise in the morning torn between a desire to improve the world and a desire to enjoy the world. This makes it hard to plan the day.

Writing is an act of faith, not a trick of grammar.

The critic leaves at curtain fall To find, in starting to review it, He scarcely saw the play at all For starting to review it.

I don't know which is more discouraging, literature or chickens.

I see nothing in space as promising as the view from a Ferris wheel.