Quotes By Charlie Sheen

I've got mad energy for days. That's what people can't get their minds around. They say, 'Oh, he's going to crash.' They try to apply all these common terms to a guy who is not common. I don't fit into their little box.

But you can't focus on things that matter if all you've been is asleep for forty years. Funny how sleep rhymes with sheep. You know.

I still don't have all the answers. I'm more interested in what I can do next than what I did last.

Life all comes down to a few moments. This is one of them.

Uncertainty is a sign of humility, and humility is just the ability or the willingness to learn.

I so desperately wanted to be Mr. Somebody. Instead, I was the little brother, included to a point.

When friends asked me, Can we help? I'd say, Not unless you can alter time, speed up the harvest or teleport me off this rock. I used that line from Star Wars.

I try to be known more for my work than for anything else.

You either love or you hate. You live in the middle, you get nothing.

I've spent, I think, close to the last decade effortlessly and magically converting your tin cans into pure gold.

I've got volumes on how not to behave. I've got more information now than a guy should have at my age.

I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen.

I have defeated this earthworm with my words. Imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists.

What you come to discover is, it isn't how you get there, it's that you get there. If that's what it took to get me where I'm at today, so be it.

For now, I'm just going to hang out with these two smoking hotties and fly privately around the world. It might be lonely up here, but I sure like the view.

What is a normal childhood? We weren't rich, we were pretty middle-class. My dad survived from job to job; with him taking care of so many relatives, he couldn't save any money.

I saw 28 Days. I don't remember rehab being like a day camp or being that funny. Rehab is a dumping ground. It's a big landfill.

People say you have to work on your resentments. Yeah, no, I'm gonna hang onto them and they're gonna fuel my attack.

Here's the good news. If I realize that I'm insane, then I'm okay with it. I'm not dangerous insane.

There have to be more important things going on in the world than my past.

I'm bi-winning. I win here, I win there.

Duh! So, we're asking you now, what are some of your favorite lines that this warlock brain produced?

I'm dealing with fools and trolls and soft targets. It's just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee. I don't have time for these clowns.

I don't have a tuxedo that fits anymore because my chest and my biceps are too big.

I think my passion is misinterpreted as anger sometimes. And I don't think people are ready for the message that I'm delivering, and delivering with a sense of violent love.

I'm tired of ignoring that I march to a different beat.

We're going to shoot one Polaroid per show. I'm going to sign this before it even develops because I know that once it develops with my signature on it, it's worth a fortune. I'll make this a work of magic warlock art.

The run I was on made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, Richards, all of them look like droopy-eyed armless children.

I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies.

What they're not ready for is guys like you and I and Nails and all the other gnarly gnarlingtons in my life, that we are high priests, Vatican assassin warlocks. Boom. Print that, people. See where that goes.