Quotes By Bill Watterson

From now on, I'll connect the dots my own way.

We all have different desires and needs, but if we don't discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.

It's surprising how hard we'll work when the work is done just for ourselves.

That's the whole problem with science. You've got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder.

It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool.

Shutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating; the mind is like a car battery - it recharges by running.

Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.

The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.

If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I'll bet they'd live a lot differently.

So, what's it like in the real world? Well, the food is better, but beyond that, I don't recommend it.

A real job is a job you hate.

I know the world isn't fair, but why isn't it ever unfair in my favor?

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

Heck, what's a little extortion among friends?

Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.