Quotes By Bill Watterson

Shutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating; the mind is like a car battery - it recharges by running.

Reality continues to ruin my life.

I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep everyone's expectations.

Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.

I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.

Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend.

Letting your mind play is the best way to solve problems.

So, what's it like in the real world? Well, the food is better, but beyond that, I don't recommend it.

I know the world isn't fair, but why isn't it ever unfair in my favor?

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

Genius is never understood in its own time.

The world of a comic strip ought to be a special place with its own logic and life... I don't want the issue of Hobbes's reality settled by a doll manufacturer.

There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.

Know what's weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything's different.

We don't devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.