Quotes By Ann Coulter

I know Jesus Christ died for my sins, and that's all I really need to know.

The New York Times editorial page is like a Ouija board that has only three answers, no matter what the question. The answers are: higher taxes, more restrictions on political speech and stricter gun control.

I am emboldened by my looks to say things Republican men wouldn't.

Even Obama's staunchest supporters are starting to leave him. Last week Michelle Obama demanded to see a copy of his birth certificate.

I think there should be a literacy test and a poll tax for people to vote.

Liberal soccer moms are precisely as likely to receive anthrax in the mail as to develop a capacity for linear thinking.

I've decided to cut out the part of the speech where I say anything nice about Democrats.

Liberals become indignant when you question their patriotism, but simultaneously work overtime to give terrorists a cushion for the next attack and laugh at dumb Americans who love their country and hate the enemy.

While the form of treachery varies slightly from case to case, liberals always manage to take the position that most undermines American security.

I'm not going to be lectured to.

If John Kerry had a dollar for every time he bragged about serving in Vietnam - oh wait, he does.

My libertarian friends are probably getting a little upset now but I think that's because they never appreciate the benefits of local fascism.

They've hit us and we've got to hit back hard, and I'm not just talking about the terrorists.

We should invade their countries, kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity. We weren't punctilious about locating and punishing only Hitler and his top officers. We carpet-bombed German cities; we killed civilians. That's war. And this is war.

Clinton's attempt to socialize healthcare was the second most disgusting thing he did in the oval office. I can't remember was the first thing was.

Swing voters are more appropriately known as the 'idiot voters' because they have no set of philosophical principles. By the age of fourteen, you're either a Conservative or a Liberal if you have an IQ above a toaster.

There are lots of bad Republicans, there are no good Democrats.

Whenever a liberal begins a statement with 'I don't know which is more frightening,' you know the answer is going to be pretty clear.