Quotes By Ann Coulter

I'm not going to be lectured to.

Usually the nonsense liberals spout is kind of cute, but in wartime their instinctive idiocy is life-threatening.

My libertarian friends are probably getting a little upset now but I think that's because they never appreciate the benefits of local fascism.

They've hit us and we've got to hit back hard, and I'm not just talking about the terrorists.

If we took away women's right to vote, we'd never have to worry about another Democrat president.

Clinton's attempt to socialize healthcare was the second most disgusting thing he did in the oval office. I can't remember was the first thing was.

Taxes are like abortion, and not just because both are grotesque procedures supported by Democrats. You're for them or against them. Taxes go up or down; government raises taxes or lowers them. But Democrats will not let the words "abortion" or "tax hikes" pass their lips.

There are lots of bad Republicans, there are no good Democrats.

Political debate with liberals is basically impossible in America today because liberals are calling names while conservatives are trying to make arguments.

If the press really thinks Obama is Lincoln, they ought to treat him like they treated Bush, 'cause that's how they treated Lincoln. His critics compared Lincoln to an ape; they called him an illiterate baboon.

The fact that a Republican is in the late Senator Kennedy's old seat probably must have him rolling in his grave, probably spilling his drink.

When we were at peace, Democrats wanted to raise taxes. Now there's a war, so Democrats want to raise taxes. When there was a surplus, Democrats wanted to raise taxes. Now that there is a mild recession, Democrats want to raise taxes.

The New York Times editorial page is like a Ouija board that has only three answers, no matter what the question. The answers are: higher taxes, more restrictions on political speech and stricter gun control.

I'm a Christian first, and a mean-spirited, bigoted conservative second, and don't you ever forget it.

Conservatives have a problem with women. For that matter, all men do.

Even Obama's staunchest supporters are starting to leave him. Last week Michelle Obama demanded to see a copy of his birth certificate.

If only Al Sharpton were around, Lincoln would have known he was a victim of racism.

I might be in favor of national healthcare if it required all Democrats to get their heads examined.

Ironically, since Obama was elected, for the first time in my life I'm sometimes not proud of my country.

Liberals become indignant when you question their patriotism, but simultaneously work overtime to give terrorists a cushion for the next attack and laugh at dumb Americans who love their country and hate the enemy.

While the form of treachery varies slightly from case to case, liberals always manage to take the position that most undermines American security.

If John Kerry had a dollar for every time he bragged about serving in Vietnam - oh wait, he does.

If a university official's letter accusing a speaker of having a proclivity to commit speech crimes before she's given the speech - which then leads to Facebook postings demanding that Ann Coulter be hurt, a massive riot and a police-ordered cancellation of the speech - is not hate speech, then there is no such thing as hate speech.

I love to engage in repartee with people who are stupider than I am.

We should invade their countries, kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity. We weren't punctilious about locating and punishing only Hitler and his top officers. We carpet-bombed German cities; we killed civilians. That's war. And this is war.

Swing voters are more appropriately known as the 'idiot voters' because they have no set of philosophical principles. By the age of fourteen, you're either a Conservative or a Liberal if you have an IQ above a toaster.

In fact Sarah Palin has created more jobs than Obama has. She created eleven jobs fact-checking at the AP just for the Palin autobiography.

The really amazing part, to me, was when Florida made it into the Final Four, the Democrats didn't demand a recount.

Whenever a liberal begins a statement with 'I don't know which is more frightening,' you know the answer is going to be pretty clear.

We don't want someone who will get 98 percent of the vote. We want someone who will get 51 percent of the vote.