Quotes By Will Rogers

I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.

The United States never lost a war or won a conference.

Communism to me is one-third practice and two-thirds explanation.

A fool and his money are soon elected.

People's minds are changed through observation and not through argument.

The 1928 Republican Convention opened with a prayer. If the Lord can see His way clear to bless the Republican Party the way it's been carrying on, then the rest of us ought to get it without even asking.

One-third of the people in the United States promote, while the other two-thirds provide.

So live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.

The best way out of a difficulty is through it.

Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock.

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't have to advertise it.

We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can.

Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now what's going to happen to us with both a House and a Senate?

A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries.

You can't say civilization don't advance... in every war they kill you in a new way.

The schools ain't what they used to be and never was.

Last year we said, 'Things can't go on like this', and they didn't, they got worse.

Alexander Hamilton started the U.S. Treasury with nothing, and that was the closest our country has ever been to being even.

One Ad is worth more to a paper than forty Editorials.

It's easy being a humorist when you've got the whole government working for you.

The time to save is now. When a dog gets a bone, he doesn't go out and make a down payment on a bigger bone. He buries the one he's got.

If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?

I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do.

The more you observe politics, the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than the other.

This thing of being a hero, about the main thing to it is to know when to die.

There's only one thing that can kill the movies, and that's education.

Buy land. They ain't making any more of the stuff.

When you put down the good things you ought to have done, and leave out the bad ones you did do well, that's Memoirs.

An economist's guess is liable to be as good as anybody else's.

Don't let yesterday use up too much of today.