Quotes By Sarah Silverman

I remember when I got a part on 'Seinfeld' it was like an out of body experience, I was so excited.

What are the chances there is a God, really?

You know, I think whatever a comic talks about onstage is all they talk about offstage.

Earlier in my career, I was really tight, really together, and knew who I was and I was confident. I kind of feel in between now.

Men like to squash you. I just want someone who's happy with himself, happy with his life. He doesn't have to squash mine.