Quotes By Robert Benchley

The freelance writer is a man who is paid per piece or per word or perhaps.

An ardent supporter of the hometown team should go to a game prepared to take offense, no matter what happens.

Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.

Nothing makes a man feel older than to hear a band coming up the street and not to have the impulse to rush downstairs and out on to the sidewalk.

After an author has been dead for some time, it becomes increasingly difficult for his publishers to get a new book out of him each year.

Even nowadays a man can't step up and kill a woman without feeling just a bit unchivalrous.

If Mr. Einstein doesn't like the natural laws of the universe, let him go back to where he came from.