Quotes By Robert A. Heinlein

Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.

The universe never did make sense; I suspect it was built on government contract.

They didn't want it good, they wanted it Wednesday.

One man's theology is another man's belly laugh.

Never insult anyone by accident.

There is no way that writers can be tamed and rendered civilized or even cured. The only solution known to science is to provide the patient with an isolation room, where he can endure the acute stages in private and where food can be poked in to him with a stick.

Sex without love is merely healthy exercise.

To be matter-of-fact about the world is to blunder into fantasy - and dull fantasy at that, as the real world is strange and wonderful.

I don't see how an article of clothing can be indecent. A person, yes.

Anyone who considers protocol unimportant has never dealt with a cat.

The supreme irony of life is that hardly anyone gets out of it alive.