Quotes By Robert A. Heinlein

There is no way that writers can be tamed and rendered civilized or even cured. The only solution known to science is to provide the patient with an isolation room, where he can endure the acute stages in private and where food can be poked in to him with a stick.

One man's theology is another man's belly laugh.

Never insult anyone by accident.

Sex without love is merely healthy exercise.

I don't see how an article of clothing can be indecent. A person, yes.

To be matter-of-fact about the world is to blunder into fantasy - and dull fantasy at that, as the real world is strange and wonderful.

Anyone who considers protocol unimportant has never dealt with a cat.

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

The supreme irony of life is that hardly anyone gets out of it alive.

It is a truism that almost any sect, cult, or religion will legislate its creed into law if it acquires the political power to do so.

When any government, or any church for that matter, undertakes to say to its subjects, This you may not read, this you must not see, this you are forbidden to know, the end result is tyranny and oppression no matter how holy the motives.