Quotes By Patricia Heaton

Home life is a foreign environment for most guys. So it's natural to show them being idiots at home.

Boys wear their hearts on their sleeves. Even when they're trying to pull one over on you they're so transparent. Like men.

I'm always dissing Ray and making fun of him, talking about his money.

I've learned to look like I'm listening to long confusing plots of cartoons and comic books when I'm actually sound asleep or making grocery shopping lists in my head.

And I find it very easy to memorize the scripts, which are so close to conversations my husband and I have.

It's a little bit in the genes because my brother is a journalist and my father was a sports writer.