Quotes By Johnny Knoxville

You were about five feet short of a ten feet jump?

I'm lucky enough to be with someone, and I am happy.

'I know this is going to end bad, but I'm going to pretend it's going to end good.' My life's philosophy.

The worse the reviews, the better for our demographic.

Of course I've had a bunch of broken bones, sprains and I've had five or six concussions, with three serious ones. I also got a real heavy duty blood clot and internal bleeding from where I was shot in the stomach with a beanbag bullet that the police use for crowd control. I've also had six stitches in my head.

I do get obsessed with constantly thinking of ideas, all day long, but that's just how it is.

I don't remember the first stunt I ever did.

Everything you see on screen is real. By doing what we do, there's naturally going to be a lot of grimacing. And whimpering.

It's a real primal thing, watching someone get hurt. It's funny and accessible.

I have a whole slew of doctors. I can count eight in my phone right now - eight different doctors, all for different parts of my body. I have specialists.

I'm just basking in the glory.

Coal mining is tough. Acting is just tedious.

I just love that spirit that makes people do things that they probably shouldn't.

I pretty much operate on adrenaline and ignorance.

I just try to think of all the things that could go wrong so in that split second when it happens, maybe your body reacts in a way where it protects you just a little.

When I used to go into bars people would try and fight me. Women would punch me 10 years ago or put cigarettes out on my arm or my face. But it doesn't seem to happen any more. They show us a lot of love.

My parents said that I was nine months old and would throw myself out of the crib onto the floor continually. As soon as they left the room after putting me back in they'd hear a big bump and I'd be on the floor again.

I was a really bad kid. Then, I got sweet as I got older.

I'm not out running around all the time. I'm not partying constantly and constantly battling myself. I'm with someone, and we are very, very happy.

I'm not looking to lose anything. I'm looking to continue making movies.

I love Louisiana. It's amazing.

It's unfortunate when kids get hurt, but I wish parents would monitor what their kids are doing and watching. It's common sense, really.

We're just trying to make ourselves laugh. We realize critics are going to hate it, but it just makes fans like it more.

A lot of stand-up comedy guys, when they get a little famous, just give up their stand-up career, and it cancels out the thing that set them apart.

Everyone gets hurt, but I've probably had the most injuries.

People go to car races to watch the crashes.

I don't care what other people think.

People try to challenge me in bars every now and then. As long as they're not physical I just walk away, but if they get physical then I just end up in a fight.

Suffering will get you great footage. I don't know about closer to God. Although there have been times when I've suffered to the point where I think I might be about to meet him.

I love the tabloids except for when I'm in 'em.