Quotes By Joe Rogan

I had a sense of who I was before I got famous.

After this whole acting thing is over and done, you eventually have to be human. Some people are never human. It's very weird.

I'm afraid of heights. Not unreasonably, but rationally afraid of heights. I think everyone is.

Your body's really only meant to compete at the highest levels of combat sports for a few years.

The Comedy Store in LA, it's a really loose room and it's really dark and creepy and a great place to explore your own thoughts onstage.

I do cagefight commentary in my spare time.

The misconception is that standup comics are always on. I don't know any really funny comics that are annoying and constantly trying to be funny all the time.

People want their 15 minutes and are willing to do anything to get it.

I've done jiujitsu a huge chunk of my life, and I try to spend a lot of time educating people on the nuances, the subtleness of the ground game. It's a big part of mixed martial arts.

I talk so much about sex that girls just want to meet me.

Never stay in a bad marriage, and don't hang around with psycho coke fiends.

Have you ever talked to someone, and you're not even really talking to them? Actors are the worst for that.

When someone comes along and expresses him or herself as freely as they think, people flock to it. They enjoy it.

I really feel like it's a travesty to make a child famous. I really do.

If you are the greatest, why would you go around talking about it?

Dick Gregory was a great comedian who went and got arrested, did hunger strikes, protests. It never hurt his career to be outspoken.