Quotes By Jesse Ventura

Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn't: Go stick your head in the mud.

There are a lot of good causes out there, but they can't possibly all be served by government.

Don't vote for a Democrat or Republican, I have never voted for one in my life and I never will.

I don't want to spend the rest of my life in politics. When I'm finished with my term as governor, I'm going back to the life that's waiting for me in the private sector.

I asked Dalai Lama the most important question that I think you could ask - if he had ever seen Caddyshack.

I also believe that government has no business telling us how we should live our lives. I think our lifestyle choices should be left up to us. What we do in our private lives is none of the government's business. That position rules out the Republican Party for me.

I believe in the America people's ability to govern themselves. If government would just get out of the way and allow them to lead their lives as they choose, they will succeed.

Win if you can, lose if you must, but always cheat.