Quotes By Jay London

I was lonely driving here tonight so I hugged the road.

People read me but they don't subscribe.

I was going to buy a book on hair loss, but the pages kept falling out.

I went to the store and bought lady fingers, when I got home I noticed one of the fingers was missing so I went back to the store and the manager was nice enough to give me the finger.

I don't need to worry about identity theft because no one wants to be me.