My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings. Jay London
My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings.
A window of opportunity for me usually involves a rock. Jay London
A window of opportunity for me usually involves a rock.
My boss told me to get my butt in gear. I told him I was shiftless. Jay London
My boss told me to get my butt in gear. I told him I was shiftless.
I wanted to join the Army the sign said 'Be All That You Can Be', they told me it wasn't enough. Jay London
I wanted to join the Army the sign said 'Be All That You Can Be', they told me it wasn't enough.
I was born nine months premature. Jay London
I was born nine months premature.