Why should I care about posterity? What's posterity ever done for me? Groucho Marx
Why should I care about posterity? What's posterity ever done for me?
Humor is reason gone mad. Groucho Marx
Humor is reason gone mad.
I intend to live forever, or die trying. Groucho Marx
I intend to live forever, or die trying.
She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon. Groucho Marx
She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.
Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book, and does. Groucho Marx
Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book, and does.
Women should be obscene and not heard. Groucho Marx
Women should be obscene and not heard.
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know. Groucho Marx
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.
Please accept my resignation. I don't care to belong to any club that will have me as a member. Groucho Marx
Please accept my resignation. I don't care to belong to any club that will have me as a member.
I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it. Groucho Marx
I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you. Groucho Marx
Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
