Quotes By Glenn Beck

Please stop teaching my children that everyone gets a trophy just for participating. What is this, the Nobel Prize? Not everybody gets a trophy.

Political Correctness doesn't change us, it shuts us up.

Americans also don't need to be taught how to give. We don't need to be taught how to take care of each other or how to be charitable.

I have no desire to be president of the United States. Zero desire. I don't think that I would be electable. And there are far too many people that are far smarter than me to be president. I'd like to find one with some honor and integrity. I haven't seen them yet, but they'll show up.

No one is guaranteed happiness. You can pursue it, but if you happen to find success along the way on that road to happiness, Conservatives believe you should not be demonized or penalized for it.

Remember, beneath every cynic there lies a romantic, and probably an injured one.

The most used phrase in my administration if I were to be President would be "What the hell you mean we're out of missiles?"

I was in Washington, D.C., on the morning show, by the time I was 18, programming a station by 19, No. 1 in the mornings. I think I was making, I don't know, a quarter of a million dollars by the time I was 25.

You can get rich making fun of me. I know. I've made lots of money making fun of me.

When you live in an alcoholic family or an abusive family, you tiptoe, you don't want to step on any mines.

My father told me abuse is generational.

If you have a priest that is pushing social justice, go find another parish. Go alert your bishop.

Good for you, you have a heart, you can be a liberal. Now, couple your heart with your brain, and you can be a conservative.

To restore America we need less Marx and more Madison.

We all know what the problems are: it's tax and spend. One party will tax and spend, the other party won't tax but will spend. It's both of them together.

I don't fancy myself a political commentator. I hate politics. I hate it.

'Hello my name is the Republican Party and I got a problem. I'm addicted to spending and big government.' I'd like one of them just to stand up and say that.

I wasn't just pro-choice, I was pro-everything, until I started taking everything off the table and began looking at things and asking if this view was consistent with that view.

I am going to take something I learned over in Israel. Their Independence Day is preceded the 24 hours before with Memorial Day, so it gives them a chance to serve and reflect and then celebrate. I am going to try to start that tradition here in America.

I'm the whitest guy you will ever meet. The first time I saw an African-American, my dad had to tell me to stop staring.

It's not just spending, it's not just taxes, it's not just corruption, it is progressivism, and it is in both parties. It is in the Republicans and the Democrats.

I am a conservative, but I am not a zombie.

I am like Howard Beale. When he came out of the rain and he was like, none of this makes any sense. I am that guy.

What does it mean to be a conservative? I don't even know anymore. I know what it means to me. It means to me, personal responsibility. That if I've done something wrong, its up to me to pay the price. It's up to me to make it right.

What I'm trying to do is get this message out about self-empowerment, entrepreneurial spirit and true Americanism - the way we were when we changed the world, when Edison was alone, failing his 2,000th time on the lightbulb.

Music is the language of the heart, and conservatives always screw it up.

We just put General Motors in the hands of people who can't even run our own government.

When did it become a problem to be a small businessman and become successful? The small businessman - like my father, or like me?

Quite honestly, I was running from myself. But I knew how to work Top 40 radio.

When did it something of shame or ridicule to be a self-made man in America?