Quotes By George Clooney

Most of the films I've done haven't done particularly well. I'm surprised I'm continuing to work.

After doing One Fine Day and playing a pediatrician on ER, I'll never have kids. I'm going to have a vasectomy.

An acting career usually has about a shelf life of ten years before people get sick of seeing you. It's a good thing to have a job to fall back on and I really do enjoy directing.

Who would name their kid Jack with the last words 'off' at the end of the last name? No wonder that guy is screwed up.

The problem is, we elected a manager and we need a leader. Let's face it: Bush is just dim.

I don't care. Charlton Heston is the head of the National Rifle Association. He deserves whatever anyone says about him.

They say I was a bad Batman, that it was my fault, that I buried the franchise. But the truth is, it was a big project. I was pretty intimidated in that world. I did the best I could in the situation I was given.

Run for office? No. I've slept with too many women, I've done too many drugs, and I've been to too many parties.

I'm not smart enough and I don't know enough about what's going on.

You make a lot of films, do you? You make a lot of films yourself? Yeah, I'd like to see you make a film first before you get to talk about it. What a jerk.

The hardest thing is trying not to correct everything on the Internet. It'd be night and day - wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong. So you just have to say, 'All right, I'll take it, bring it on.'

People know everything about everybody now.

I've been lucky enough to do a few films that will last longer than an opening weekend and those films are the ones I'm proud of.

There is a strange pecking order among actors. Theatre actors look down on film actors, who look down on TV actors. Thank God for reality shows, or we wouldn't have anybody to look down on.

The government itself is running exactly like the Sopranos and they sit back and they make deals. And they say okay, 'I'm going do this: France, you're getting the pipelines.'

I don't like to share my personal life... it wouldn't be personal if I shared it.

I'm a Method actor. I spent years training for the drinking and carousing I had to do in this film.

I bought a piano once because I had the dream of playing As Time Goes By as some girl's leaning on it drinking a martini. Great image. But none of it worked out. I can't even play Chopsticks. But I've got a nice piano at my house!

I'm the flavor of the month.

But I'm kind of comfortable with getting older because it's better than the other option, which is being dead. So I'll take getting older.