Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made. George Burns
Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. George Burns
Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old. George Burns
You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.
First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down. George Burns
First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.
Be quick to learn and wise to know. George Burns
Be quick to learn and wise to know.
Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair. George Burns
Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.
I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age. George Burns
I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.
When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick. George Burns
When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
How can I die? I'm booked. George Burns
How can I die? I'm booked.
