Quotes By Drew Carey

We'll never see national shows with 45 shares again.

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called everybody, and they meet at the bar.

When I play poker, I don't like losing the pot.

I wanted to do a show based on what my life would be like if I had never become a comedian.

Even when people are rich and successful on TV shows, there's always some trouble - you have to poke holes in them, throw them out of a job, put a pie in the face.

But sports photography isn't something you just pick up overnight. You can't do it once a year for fun and expect to do a good job. And I take pride in what I do.

Some people don't like competition because it makes them work harder, better.

Oh, and once, when I was in the Marines, I got a perfect score on my physical fitness test.

There's no way I can justify my salary level, but I'm learning to live with it.

That's the great thing about having your friends around you. I've known these guys forever. I really enjoy their company just as people. You couldn't ask for a better work environment.

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?'

Vegas is everything that's right with America. You can do whatever you want, 24 hours a day. They've effectively legalized everything there.

I love Las Vegas. I like that Las Vegas has everything. Everything and anything you want to do, you can do in Las Vegas.

I always thought I was going to die before I was 60.

As far as your personal goals are and what you actually want to do with your life, it should never have to do with the government. You should never depend on the government for your retirement, your financial security, for anything.

I don't know, people take chances on stage. It's a big free speech zone, a comedy show. So sometimes things happen, you say things that are a little bit off the edge.

I don't do one show and wish I was doing something else.

My fans are pretty normal, they are always really nice and polite, and they don't interrupt my meals.

I used to go to the Cleveland Comedy Club all the time. If there was a comic I liked, I'd go see him two or three times that week. Bob Saget was one of those guys.

People laugh to forget their troubles, and to forget their troubles they like to look at people who aren't doing better than they are.

Being a celebrity you always get really good seats to sporting events but you never get as good seats as the photographers get. And I really love sports. So one of the scams I have going now is I want to learn sports photography so I can get better seats at a sporting event.

I've always got stuff in my head in case I meet somebody like Steven Spielberg or someone like that, where I can hopefully say something to them that nobody else has ever said and get a laugh out of them.

TV is easier: it's all planned out for you and the audience is there to see a show and they are all pumped up but when you are in a comedy club, you have to be really funny to win them over.

What also helps our show is that we never take ourselves seriously.

After all, game shows are not like working in a coal mine.

I don't miss the economic insecurity, the living paycheck to paycheck.

The people of Cleveland hate soccer. But it's my favourite thing and I follow the U.S. men's national team around when they play whenever I can.

Nevada's one of the most conservative states in the Union, but you can do what you want in Vegas and nobody judges you.

But I don't want to lose touch with things like eating in Bob's Big Boy.

I'm not against ratings per se. I think more information is always good. But I certainly don't think the government has to step in and set guidelines for how shows should be rated.