Quotes By Craig Ferguson

I've started looking at my own father a bit funny. He assures me, though, that I really am the son of a Scottish postman.

All they teach you in drama school is how to do stage fights and be a pain in rehearsals.

I've got young kids, so it suits me to do a job which keeps me in town right now.

I think comedy comes more from a low sense of self-esteem, and I certainly have that.