Quotes By Craig Bruce

Geez, all that money we waste on space exploration; just think how many bombs that would buy!

When you are finished with it, put it back in the first place that you looked for it.

You usually have to wait for that which is worth waiting for.

Liberalism is financed by the dividends from Conservatism.

Time is a resource whose supply is inversely proportional to its demand.

I think; therefore, I am the center of the universe.

Supermarket automatic doors open for me; therefore, I am.

Fighting a war on terrorism is like fighting against crime. We can never hope to eradicate crime, so we shouldn't bother fighting it.

It's easy to idealize someone that you don't know.

It's hardware that makes a machine fast. It's software that makes a fast machine slow.

'Programming' is a four-letter word.

1 + 1 = 2. Everything else is derived.

When trying to locate something, search your mind first.

Never underestimate the power of a simple tool.

The people who actually do things always suffer the slings and arrows of those who don't.

The world is real. Consciousness is the illusion.

When you talk to yourself, at least you know that someone is listening.

My to-do list is so long that it doesn't have an end; it has an event horizon.

In order for a man to be truly evil, he must be a woman.

Something is always simple until you try it.