Quotes By Adam Sandler

My grandmother used to embarrass me more, when she would pick me up from school wearing a big fuzzy hat. I didn't like that.

SNL is a home. You've got all of your brothers and sisters there, and it's a great time.

When I'm up there, and I know the show's coming to a close, in my head I'm saying to myself, Oh man, you gotta get off and be a normal person again. That's what I don't like so much.

The problem with me, as far as getting married and having a family, is that my comedy is so important to me. So I don't know if I'll ever be as good a dad as my dad.

Most of the stuff I do on the show comes out of me just trying to make my friends laugh.

I was raised by a mother who told me I was great every day of my life.

When I was younger and did a stand-up gig, it would take me two weeks to recover. Sometimes I'd get so panicked that I would stutter.

When I take my kid to school, all the parents stop and stare.

Well I have a microphone and you don't so you will listen to every damn word I have to say!

I do love the films I've done in the past. I work hard in my movies and my friends work hard and we're trying to make people laugh and I'm very proud of that.

I shouldn't be near Vegas and have money in my pocket.

I read to my kid, but I can't stand reading.

Now that I'm a parent, I understand why my father was in a bad mood a lot.

I can handle pain.

Doing Saturday Night Live definitely affects my relationship with my girlfriend and with my family, because you feel so much pressure to do well that night. But I think everyone's grown to accept that and so they give me my space at the show.

I don't like being out in public too much. I don't like going to bars. I don't like doing celebrity stuff.

I had my moments of being humiliated, and then I had moments of doing something humiliating. I'm glad I lived out both roles.

I was just a young guy who was excited to become a comedian and an actor and I just wanted to get to do what I got to do.

I still get very scared when I step in front of a live audience.

Sir one more comment like that and I will strangle you with my microphone wire!

I sang a song at my sister's wedding. My mother forced me into that, too. But that one felt all right.

My father used to wear the same pants for like a week.

Chemistry can be a good and bad thing. Chemistry is good when you make love with it. Chemistry is bad when you make crack with it.

I've always liked older ladies, ever since my mother would have B'nai B'rith at our house.

This character feels so much like my brother. He has two children. He has a wife. He works with me. He chooses to stay in New Hampshire because he wants his kids to grow up in the school they started with. He doesn't want them to lose friends. He is his family's hero.

My comedy is different every time I do it. I don't know what the hell I'm doing.

I'll continue to make the typical Adam Sandler comedies.

I grew up cursing a lot. It felt natural. My parents told me to stop.

Feels good to try, but playing a father, I'm getting a little older. I see now that I'm taking it more serious and I do want that lifestyle.

When I do stand-up shows at colleges, girls will talk to me after the show, and that always feels good. I like talking to them.